Unknown Artist - Not Enough Gary’s EP [Gary's Garage]

Imagine a world without Garys. Imagine a world without garage. Isn't that a terrifying thought? That's what Gary's Garage is for.
He's got the Gary. He's got the garage (though not UK Garage, mind you).
Since 1950, there has been a sharp decline in the number of babies named Gary. Garys are becoming an endangered species. That's why Gary’s Garage was born: to release a garage record so pure and joyous, that it will inspire parents worldwide to name their newborn “Gary”, restoring the name to its rightful place.

Inspired by a faxed feedback sheet sent to Azuli Records in 1999, Gary treats us to 4 brand new Gazza Garage tracks on the Not Enough Garys EP.

First up, I've Had (Too Many Garys) — a hard-hitting, bass-driven anthem that hits you like a Greggs sausage roll on a summer's day. It conjures memories of the 0171 prefix: pure sonic pastry.

Next, The Ballad of Gary sees Gary in a reflective mood, lamenting the loss of a classic UK institution: Woolworths.

Side 2 ramps up the GAZ with Gary’s Garage (It’s a Good Garage), bringing back memories of dodgy nights out in Streatham in the early 2000s.

And we close with Nigel Garage, where Gaz dusts off his Emu SP1200 and cranks the BPMs to the max for full impact.
Just kidding — Gary can’t afford an SP1200.