pdqb Featuring DMX Krew - Guilty Pleasures [Synaptic Cliffs]

Format: 10" color vinyl in printed sleeve.

Meet Dr. Brown, a world-renowned astrophysicist, who arrives with a five-kilo bag of gummy bears and a box of DVDs featuring a reality show about dog grooming competitions. Before getting lost in the extravagant world of fluffy poodles and impossible hairstyles, she sorts the gummy bears by color…

Judge White, meanwhile, opens a box containing a newly released LEGO set. But he's not building a replica of the Supreme Court; he's constructing a glittery, bright pink unicorn palace.

Opera singer Miss Black… roars at the top of her lungs to the rhythm of Chesney Hawkes' “The One and Only,” standing on a chair, wearing a red and white striped bikini, using nunchucks as a microphone.

And finally, Mr. Red, an MIT professor known for his infallible logic and severe demeanor, brings a collection of classic comic books. He's not interested in modern, dark superhero stories; his joy comes from the simple, colorful tales of heroes with absurd names like bqdp and ridiculous powers, such as the ability to selectively nullify the gravity of objects weighing exactly 13.37 kilograms (but only when under moonlight).

They are all part of a club where the rules are simple: no judgment, no professionalism, and no apologies. They understand that the most memorable guilty pleasures are not those that are truly bad, but those that remind us that, deep down, we are all human: we find joy in the simplest and most wonderful things, however silly they may seem.

bqdp and DMX Krew give you six minutes of pure, unfiltered pleasure. You'll feel like you're stuck in an 80s mall with your best friend, free to do whatever you want. And you'll never want to leave.